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SCEMOSEXUAL

Someone who is not only bisexual, but also a scenemo, or emo scene person. Anybody who is scenemo, scene, emo, scemosexual, or otherwise is considered the scourge of the earth and are often considered by the Catholic church to be worse then those who worship Satan. The only people who are worse then emo/scene/scemosexual (it's really all the same thing) are gangsters who are pretty much a disturbed branch of scene themselves.
Pope: I can deal with Satan, electric genital torture, hell, even ritual anal mutilation, but SCEMOSEXUALS? Hell no.
by 10bilPennies November 1, 2009
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Shomosexual

Sho·mo·sex·u·al   

–adjective

1. of, pertaining to, or physically exhibiting homosexuality.

Having exited the closet, rather than being discrete in any shape or form they openly show they're sexuality in an over the top approach which may result in the following:

- Complete change of wardrobe
- Sudden expert in fashion
- Fake tan
- Increased campness
- Gay banter
Since John came out as being gay he's been such a shomosexual.
by Caseysace June 15, 2011
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Sososexual

A person, usually a politician, who sides with any sexual orientation in order to gain political favor and get more votes. Is not confined to any sexual preference, but buy opinion only.
Candidate 1: "I think I will run for office this year. Run for president, governor, mayor or something..."

Candidate 2: "You think you can win any of the Homosexual voters over?"

Candidate 1: "Oh yes!, because I am Sososexual, so whomever is the vast majority of the class at the time, gets my approval."
by Webster Poindexter October 20, 2012
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CoMosexual

Someone who actually goes to CoMo to study
Why do you have to go to CoMo?
Because I am a CoMosexual, Kevin!
by Devin P February 9, 2007
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CoMoSexual

Majority of the population of Columbia, Missouri, after showing immense respect and support for Openly Gay NFL Player Michael Sam.
Mom: "You should go to the University of Missouri!"
High School Senior: "Mom, you know I cant go to college in a town of CoMoSexuals!!!"
Mom: "Oh yes, you're right. That town is FULL of CoMoSexuals!"
High School Senior: "If only Mizzou wasn't in Columbia, Missouri! Then there would be no CoMoSexuals!"
by CoMoSexual Bandit February 23, 2014
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Slomosexual

Someone who is completely retarded (retardation meaning literally someone who is slow) and is also homosexual. Also used as just "slomo"
Kevin: ...and then i told her to screw off and slapped her ass but then this really cute guy came up and I slapped his ass too
Jenkins: dude that guy is such a slomosexual
Eliza: agreed
by 8®00† October 21, 2010
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scoutsexual

A person attracted to only one other person. The person they are attracted to may be any gender. Specifically pertaining to those who stayed with their significant other when they discovered their gender identity.
So she is a he now? Does that mean you're gay?

No, I'm just in a gay relationship. I'm still bisexual. But I'm only interested in him. I guess you could say I'm scoutsexual.
by xterminator3001 May 24, 2016
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