What's the scoop

What's happening, what's up, how are things?

Hey, been a while, what's the scoop? Oh, I was promoted to manager at my job!

by GemeChess November 25, 2013

salop

A word in french creole that means literally, "nasty". However, it can be used as an exclamation.

It can also be used to describe someone who is promiscuous, filthy, or simply does not care. The word is predominantly used as an expletive in many former french colonies.

Joseph "Jack's girl has been sleeping with five guys behind his back."

John "Five guys! Where mate pick up that salop"

(Car Crash sounds) SALOP!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Dread, you slept with your girlfriends mother and her sister? Boy you really salop eh"

by De Invadah December 28, 2005

scoop goof

derived from two words. scoop, meaning to move with, or as if with, a scoop. goof is taken from the Canadian prison system, and is mainly associated with child abusers and later used to describe sexual offenders of any sort. the word "scoop goof" a word used to describe a female, whom intentionally and maliciously, carries out the act of scooping ejaculate from outside her body, in to her vagina causing her to become pregnant. This will be used for the extortion and/or blackmail of her unsuspecting victim. sound too far fetched? guess again, this happened to me for real!

not only is the withdrawal method ineffective on std's, it won't work on a scoop goof either.

by make.u.cry January 24, 2011

schloppy boobs

The inevitably sad, visual and physical derangement, that the ravages of time and the relentless effect of gravity impart to the otherwise youthful, buxom, robust condition that is the female bosom.

Oh, ho-lee-shit!! I haven's seen that rack since college; back then it was worthy, full and fun...now the bitch just has a sad set of schloppy boobs! WTF, get some fuckin surgery or something...

by YAWA July 9, 2017

SCLPL

Stone Cold Lead Pipe Lock

-As created on the message board, Inside Carolina. The term is usually used during a recruitment of an athlete; it basically means the recruit is ours.

"As 879 says, it's a SCLPL, folks.

This one was over before it started."

by fook dook November 12, 2010

Scloober

A little plastic tab/ ring attached to milk and orange juice containers to keep them sealed.

"Do you have the scloober from that container?"

by the-kyle1231 December 9, 2008

Schloppi

To make a mess of things or to be indecisive

or

To resemble a celebrity.

In World War 2, Italy could be said to be schloppi in their decision to swap sides.

Laura schloppi really looks like noel fielding.

by AOKOAK October 31, 2009