stworking

still working

a lady calls her husband or boy friend and ask (whatcha doin ) he say Im stworking

lady: when you coming home

husband: when Im done working
lady: well hurry Im hungry
huaband: yeah ok ....bye

by brettlow January 19, 2010

shwooking

facebooking whilst shitting. Posting statuses about being on the toilet

Baylie was shwooking in the bathroom.

by the original shwooker April 16, 2014

schwanking

Shitting and wanking simultaneously. Also known as a Hilary ( Swank ).

Sorry I missed your call, I was schwanking!

by crocodilejackson March 18, 2015

schwooping

The act of rotating your penis downward as to stop a sudden erection.

yo, that dude be schwooping himself for far too long

by Alfredough May 29, 2018

scharkinger

The most awesome people you can meet are named Scharkinger. It is German, which means that Scharkinger’s are destined to lead the third reich when hitler returns one day. So if you want to be in line for joining the third reich, and if you are not some filthy Jew. Then change your last name and the last name of your children to Scharkinger, and feel hitlers reich hand raise in glory for his fellow Scharkinger’s

Guy1: nice mustache
Guy2: thanks and nice swastika
Guy1: yes it is from my great grandfarther Günter Scharkinger
Guy2: are you a Scharkinger?
Guy1: indeed and you?
Guy2: Scharkinger once, always a scharkinger brother
Both: Heil five
Both: alright let’s gas some Jews, with some Zyklon b gas.

by Scharkinger April 29, 2018

Schwerdking

When you make a mess with popcorn.

Tyler was so drunk at the bar that he was schwerdking all over the place

by Dewhas7 February 25, 2019

Schocking

Sarcastic way of saying shocking.

1:"1+1=2 yk?"
2:"Oh WoW hOw ScHoCkInG"

by MB's bf April 13, 2022