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J-Schwiggity

Slang term for young Oakville professionals named Joel Carroll with grotesque and deformed big toes.
Q: Sup kidddd, did you see J-Schwiggity's big toe?
A: Yeah Sunnnn, it's Chiggits. At least he's not two-face.
by DangerDiggity August 10, 2012
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Fitty Schmidty

This is the celebration name of a giant celebration celebrating Mr. Schmidt working out for the first time in his life.
Yayyyyyy all hail Fitty Schmidty
by clobamacare December 17, 2019
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Bad Schmidty

Someone who’s often bad, and works at tree lots

But it can be used for anyone
You’re a bad Schmidty! Unload those trees now!
by Guitar lover January 12, 2021
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to schmidhuber

When you publicly claim that someone else's idea that is remotely resembling your own is stolen from you.
I invented that already 60 years ago. I'm going to schmidhuber him at the next conference.
by badfellow July 15, 2021
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Schwigler

One who generaly sucks at life, and tends to smoke low grade marijuna.
Dude, John Ashcroft is such a schwigler.
by Kently March 18, 2005
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schmidty would have had it

A phrase that many Philadelphia Phillies fans use whenever one of their third basemen can't make a play. The phrase is in refrence to Hall of Fame Phillies third baseman Mike Schmidt, who has 10 gold gloves, his number retired, and probably the best third baseman to ever play the game of baseball. It seems to be used even if the play was impossible to complete. Even for Schmidt.

The Phillies have never really had a great third baseman since the retirement of Schmidt, with the exception of Scott Rolen, who could be the next Schmidt.
Harry Kalas: And David Wright hits a ground ball over to Wes Helms, and he's...juggling the ball, and, he'll have no throw. Oh boy, Schmidty would have had it.

Gary Matthews: Yeah, not exactly a...rouTINE ground ball, but one that he should handle. But yeah, schmidty would have had it.

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Scott Franske: And stepping to the plate, Andruw Jones. Here comes the pitch from Hamels, and WOOOOOOH and the ball is lined right into the face of Greg Dobbs! And woah he's not going to make a play!

Larry Anderson: Yeah ball hit right to the face of Dobbs, but like we all say, schmidty would have had it.
by Ballantine September 5, 2007
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alter schwede

German: Slang for "Dude!"
1: Guck dir die Wolke an! Riesig, oder?
2. Alter Schwede!
1: Ja Mann!
by RubbelDieKatz July 10, 2017
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