Get the Schweiny mug.Noun(n.)- a name to call someone who has been owned, insulted, or publicly humiliated; a term for someone who thinks they're cool when they're really a tool;
(var.) shlumpshlack schmiity- a schmitty who is also an old, wrinkly person.
(var.) shlumpshlack schmiity- a schmitty who is also an old, wrinkly person.
Somebody comes to a Halloween party dressed as the CEO of a multi-national corporation. That person is a schmitty for dressing as a CEO to a freaking Halloween party.
by jolly midgets inc. October 28, 2011
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by handle bar craddler June 6, 2017
Get the Schwifty mug.That guy that usually shows up at a party with a couple of six packs in his hands, probably wearing gym shorts, a t shirt, and his hat backwards. He is the epitome of cool and everyone usually shouts his name when he walks into a place.
random party goer- "Who is at the door?"
Man kicks open the door holding a six pack in each hand
Crowd- "Schmitty!!!!!"
Man kicks open the door holding a six pack in each hand
Crowd- "Schmitty!!!!!"
by schmitty15 August 29, 2010
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Get the schmitty werbenmenjensen mug.Get me Schwifty Bulldops, you gotta get him in here if we want a chance to live ok. Just do it, sheez!
by AlHessa January 20, 2020
Get the schwifty bulldops mug.The greatest song in the entire universe written and performed by a genius asshole grandfather and his idiotic puberty struck grandkid. It saved our planet from destruction, while Obama just made everything about politics.
“Wait, you want us to randomly have Rick and Morty sing for their lives?..uhh….how does Schwifty sound?” - the producer of Rick and Morty
“…Holy shit, you’re a fucking genius!” - whichever fucking studio owns Rick and Morty
“…Holy shit, you’re a fucking genius!” - whichever fucking studio owns Rick and Morty
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