schwarked

To get so drunk and shitfaced that you don't give a fuck or a shit about what is going on. The point past being lit. A mixture of booze, duck farts, weed, cocaine, and meth will get you feeling schwarked

That dude is so schwarked right now.

by Whip1326 March 30, 2017

Schwarbington bear

A cross between the concept of shwarb and Paddington bear, Shwarbington bear is the best and imaginary friend of Crog. Shwarbington bear goes everywhere with him, loves the jobs you hate and is a loyal yet imaginary companion.

1) "Who are you talking to Crog?"
Crog: "Thats schwarbington bear, he is smarter than the average bear"
2) Crog (using hand): "Oh Schwarbington don't stop that feels so good!"

by Schwarbington bear January 14, 2006

Schwarzwelderkirschtorte mit Sahne

The German for Blackforest Gateaux, A confection that my German teacher is obsessed with!!!

"Herr Ober! noch ein Stück Schwarzwelderkirschtorte mit Sahne, bitte!!!"

PLEASE EXCUSE ANY POOR GRAMMAR, GERMAN IS NOT MY NATIVE LLANGUAGE, DANKE SCHÖN

by KingPsymon July 7, 2008

Schwalm

Someone from a relatively large family. All Schwalms are well endowed and want to have sex all the time and everyone wants to have sex with them.

Derived from the french word, "virile", Schwalms are so strong and so hot. Everyone wants a piece.

Always loyal, everyone wants to be friends with them, but they'll only chose the best of the best to hang around.

Known saying: "When you go Schwalm, you can't go wrong"

Known tongue twister (repeat three times): "Schwalm, Schlong, Swamp" or "Donkey Schlong Schwalm"

Julien: "Yo, Schwalm is such a good room mate! He cleaned up the toilet for a hole hour!"

Hot girl1: "Yo, this guy gave me a superman that hoe' yesterday night!"
Hot girl2: "It wouldn't be the first time. You've been Schwalmed again!"
Hot girl1: "I miss having sex with Schwalm"

by christinester March 6, 2010

schwartzentalk

A late night philosophical therapy session with a well intentioned middle aged unshaven friend, often seen wearing a worn baseball cap, holding a cold Miller Lite in one hand and a Marlboro in the other. Talks generally begin after most of the group have wandered off to bed, leaving the recipient alone, sometimes lasting until daybreak.

Man, Dionne was the last one standing and received his schwartzentalk until the sun came up over the beach...

by proamauto July 31, 2023

Angus Schwarzenbob

A superhero with every power ever created, meaning he is basically the awesomest dude. A metaphor describing a person with a lot of talents or a spaceman.

Angus Schwarzenbob

by Dood McDoodpants May 3, 2009

Chocolate Schwartz

A sexual act where a guy takes his penis (Schwartz, think Spaceballs the Movie) out of a girl's ass and it's covered in feces and procedes to stick it in either her mouth or vagina.

John gave Sally the 'ol Chocolate Schwartz last night

by Sayruh81 April 6, 2011