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Schartenfreude

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To derive such laughter and pleasure from another person's misfortune, misery or pain that you literally shart.
That cocksucker who was making my life miserable at work got fired it made me so happy I schartenfreuded.
by zeeflyingmonkey November 28, 2020
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Schlarties

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A term used to describe a really poggy poggers cool group of people.
Sam: "hey did you see those schlarties? I wish I could be hang out with them."
Darrell: "omg those schlarties look so cool! Hey why don't we be schlarties, we're pretty cool."
Sam: "Omg! Darrell you're right! We should start calling ourselves schlarties."
by anonymous May 6, 2021
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Schvartzer

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Yiddish word used by Yiddish speaking people to indicate a black person because schvartz or schwarz is the Yiddish/German word for the color black. It is in no way a slur or derogatory and never has been anymore than referring to Caucasians as white is . A form of it is listed here and called a derogatory slur which it is not and I want the record straight, even though this site is for people who really don't care about the truth or accurate definitions.
German Obama war der erste schwarze Präsident

English Obama was the first black (schvartzer) president
Yiddish Abama iz geven der ershter shvarts frezident
by Poor RichardBlank June 4, 2020
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A superhuman figure having qualities both man-like and mom-like. Able to sense the most miniscule disturbances within a garden space and capable of producing the most irrational logic known to mankind. Her or his goal: Ruining as many lives as inhumanly possible each day through a series of extremely organized agendas.
Did you hear about what Leenold Schwartzencrander did last night?

No, do share.

S/he was found driving a steel blue Toyota Sienna while carrying a shotgun and doing doughnuts in the middle of the high school football field. S/he was shooting every kid in sight.

Oh my God! The cops got her...or him, right?

Hell no. S/he had pre-arranged schedules for each of them so that none could be there to stop her or him. S/he's headed for the state line. Only God knows where s/he'll strike next!
by Randy VonSchnandiDan August 31, 2008
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Schnarted

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It is when you shart yourself but, only....only when a sneeze is the catalyst.
There was some much black pepper in grandma's sauce that I schnarted myself right there at the Christams table!
by master 40 oz. March 18, 2014
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shartsexual

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sexually attracted to shart, like envisioning what sex using shart would be like. The s in SLGBTQ stands for shartsexual.
spreg: i hate shart
net: huh? does this mean your shartphobic?
spreg: **YOU'RE and yes
net: :( but im shartsexual
spreg: K *walks away*
net: *becomes brocken*
by shartlover <33 February 5, 2021
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schwartscoff

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When a woman vomits up a stomach full of semen, from the extreme face sex which makes her gag...allot
Um ..ya explained it :P But I crammed my dong down this chicks throat when i came, the she schwartscoffed every where
by Emjay420 May 28, 2008
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