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Schumer Syndrome

When one of your boys thinks they’re a comedic genius, but really a lame ass cornball. Just like Amy Schumer.
“We got a floater
So funny , gang u need to test for Schumer Syndrome
by Ahhhh12345 November 17, 2025
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Schumer

To Schumer (verb):
(a) To cave or yield to political pressure, often compromising one's principles or party's interests.
(b) To aggressively seek media attention or insert oneself into the spotlight, often at the expense of others.
(c) To make bold statements or promises, but ultimately fail to follow through with substantive action.
Stephanie said she was going to fight the parking ticket, but she ended up Schumering once again.

Yeah, that dude did it again. He Schumered it, it's like he's looking for the most creative way to give up every time and piss everyone off.
by patchmonkey March 14, 2025
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Schumer

a person of the Jewish persuasion who argues everything will be okay if we just let the Nazis have their way
You're just gonna roll over like that... what a Schumer!
by SoylentGrin March 14, 2025
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Schumering

Preemptively laying your arms down during a battle & trying to convince Americans capitulation is always the best option.
Allowing cloture on the continuing resolution, despite what the base, 96% of congressional Dems & America wanted, is the one of the most egregious examples of Schumering
by WTAF GOP March 18, 2025
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Cena Schumer

Really awkward Sex. Trainwreak!!
Was feeling this guy and he wasn't packing. My first thought was .. CENA SCHUMER...."sex with you would be an awkward train wreck!!
by Raelz March 20, 2025
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Schumers

An emotion between happy and shocked
I was so Schumers when I found out that I’m Arab
by Imamamam January 24, 2023
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