Schaub'd

Verb, past tense. In reference to Matt Schaub, former NFL quarterback.

1. Greatly underthrew a deep pass to an open receiver. Usually to Andre Johnson and usually allowed the defender to get in better position.
2. Turned into the fetal position in the QB pocket after facing the slightest bit of pressure. A defender in the general vicinity is not required. Also called "turtling."
3. Threw an interception for a touchdown, or a "pick six."

4. Deleted one's twitter account, usually after being sick of dealing with vitriol and trolls.

1. Andre was wide freaking open but he Schaub'd it!
2. Dwight Freeney just touched his jersey and then he totally Schaub'd.
3. Well, he Schaub'd another one to Richard Sherman.
4. Yeah I couldn't take all the trolls dude, I Schaub'd my account.

by SportsRV November 7, 2013

Schobag

A warmongering, power-hungry, psychopath who will do anything to climb to the top. The type of person who will lie to your face, or to millions of people! Cut you off in traffic, cheat, steal candy from a baby, etc... May include pedophilia, child sex trafficking, and accessory to murder. One who would enable their "spouse" to rape women and bear a child for purely political reasons. A low down, dirty SCHoBag! (Scab Cunt Hoe Bag)

Speaker 1: Did you just hear all the lies coming outta her mouth!
Speaker 2: Yes I did! That Hillary is such a Schobag!

by Nom de Gear March 30, 2017

Schlubie

Slippery yet squishy.

Ew! Mom, this turtle is soooo schlubie.

by TheMightyMeercat February 21, 2022

steven schibi

Assistant principal at HVRHS. Just like the school itself he is a very shitty person. he couldn’t give 2 fucks less about your mental health it’s all about finding that nicotine and dab pens. he’s constantly up everyone’s ass and he’s always searching people. short story: {he’s an asshole}

Steven schibi is gay.
black men fuck steven schibi in the ass

by stoner bitchassssss December 17, 2019

willy schubble

its the sticky stuff that comes out of a penis, always seems to happen when its having a good time.

the lil guy got a bit to excited last night, now im left to clean up the willy schubble.

by kevin barry July 2, 2006

Danielle Schubert

A name so long and crazy that it must be shortened to D-$h00bz. Danielle Schuberts enjoy making people feel stupid by using big words and contradicting themselves via Facebook while drunk on Wednesday nights.

"Who is that Danielle Schubert bitch that wrote all those mean things on your Facebook!? She is horrible!" "Oh, that's just my homegirl D-$h00bz. Don't mind her."

by Danielleisnumber1 January 7, 2013

Schu-Bunny

A sandy vagina. Literally.

Woman1: It sucks. I had sex on the beach last night.
Woman2: You get a Schu-Bunny?
Woman1: Yes. =(

by Joe January 12, 2005