schmooney

A children's book written by Bob Shumaker

Have you read The Legend of the Schmooney

by Dootdoot25 February 25, 2019

Schoon

A annoying but beautiful person

Josh is a Schoon.

by SUSMAS-IS-FUN.COM November 10, 2021

ScroonchPig

The act of being absurdly obnoxious. Usually used in parts of Great Britan

Guy1: "You are rather Scroonchpig"
Guy2: "That's very Scroonchpig innit

by NeptuneWasHere March 11, 2023

reverse schooner

Sitting on the toilet backwards and leaving skid marks down the front side of the bowl.

Eddie used the toilet last night and dropped some kids off at the pool and left us a reverse schooner to clean up. He's a funny guy.

by 2rotorbro July 24, 2011

Presley Schoonderweord

This bitch is pretty hot. Presley might not have long hair but she has a “donk”. You might find a Presley at in n out or playing guitar. She’s beautiful and very short. Like short short. You know what’s not short her last name that shit is long as fuck.

“bro who’s that hot girl” “omg that’s Presley Schoonderweord“

by hoswhey January 8, 2023

schmoonie

Slang for women's genitals, synonymous with pussy, cunt, vagina, box, and nana.

There's something wrong with my schmoonie, maybe I shouldn't have sex.

That girl's schmoonie is so tight it's bangin!

by Mike in Davis May 28, 2007

schoonsyndroom

vriendelijke variant van smetvrees
als je het schoon syndroom hebt wil je alles schoonmaken

Sommige mensen hebben last van het schoonsyndroom, ze poetsen tot ze er bij neer vallen.

by ngh November 3, 2014