schpink

an onomatopoeic word meaning "a pleasing sound resulting from two objects colliding," for example, the sound of a driver hitting a ball off a tee or the sound of a fastball being driven to the gap

That tee shot was perfect; I was like---schpink---and the ball was gone, 280 yards at least

by tanxenchou June 1, 2011

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schpank is when Peter Pan's nephew is having a hillbilly orgy with his cousin, aunt and uncle, all at once.

Hey bob, you brother, Narf is having a family orgy with his cousin, uncle and aunt all at once. I heard his granmda is his sister and his cousin is his dad.

by I/m gangsta December 31, 2003

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A strange creature who transforms into a cat only for deliberate wild intentions. Familiar to valleys of some places in this world. Sometimes known to be less conscient about the unintentional rude arrogancy of cats. Connected with witches who used to profess cats. Conjurers now banned by church isn't known as natural to a schrunks mind. A forrest lover basicly. Friendly most of the time.

Look at this schrunker - plenty of cats in him. That schrunked boy just miaoed me good. Take a look at this schrunkess she sure can sing a good tune.

by thiefdread August 18, 2010

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A two headed dildo used to penetrate the vagin and the anal cavity simultaniously.

that fat bitch got double-dicked by a schpank.

by Peter Pan's Nephew Narf December 22, 2003

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Schmunk: a person who is at times stupid but is also very funny. With the last name given to a girl she would be drop dead gorgeous and all of the boys would be in love with her. She would most likely be clueless that they like her. With the last name given to a boy he would be not the best looking but also funny. He would most likely only like one girl that is way out of his league but a guy can try right.

Guy one: Dammm that Schmunk girl is looking fine as hell today
Guy two: I know right

For a boy

Girl one: omg that Schmunk boy is ugly but oh so funny

by Billy goat 🐐🐐 November 18, 2018

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