Scrombover

Noun-A comb over for your balls/pubes.
Verb-To cover up a bald spot on your pubes

combination of the words scrotum and comb-over

" i had a bald spot on my nuts, but rather then shaving the whole shabangabang i went for the scrombover."

by Ripandrhyme February 20, 2009

Pooper Schooner

A small object one places in the toilet after taking a shit that can sail around the poop and poopie water. Pooper Schooners can be made out of generally anything, usually things that are disposable and able to be flushed.

Always wash your hands if you want to keep your Pooper Schooner.

Mike: "Hey Richard, what are you doing with your toilet?"
Richard: "I'm playing with my Pooper Schooner, dude! Watch it go around my poop!"
Mike: ಠ__ಠ

by The Fourth Kind December 13, 2012

Schooner

Large male genitalia; another word for large penis or dick.

Damn, that guy definitely has a schooner, I can see it through his grey sweatpants.

by user12369420 February 4, 2021

schmoners

A sum of money, a large wad of cash.

Salary came in last week, schmoners in the bank. You know what the fuck going on.

by turbopooper February 5, 2021

pooner schooner

an Indian that runs very fast and is defiantly Indian, not those hybrids, where they could be Filipino or they could just be tan

Non-Indian Dude 1:So I was scopin' poon and you should have seen Abajajabababa run
Non-Indian Dude 2: Defiantly a pooner schooner

by eddie house May 15, 2009

The Schooner

The Schooner

While in a hot tub the male pulls his shirt up onto his head like a sail while rocking his penis through his girls ass cheeks. During the act the woman must repeat aye aye Captain.

Robb’s favorite move was the Schooner.

by BellsBeach50 May 6, 2019