s retard that is a klutz and sucks cock and masturbates his moms dick. He enjoys the sight of naked dogs and men. If you see him on the street make sure that you call the animal control and if you are armed attack him. Even though he is 3 feet tall and it will be hard to spot him one the street.
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A state of paralysis that occurs in the left brain of a dumb ass hoe upon their first visual encounter with BTS' Jeon Jungkook. It is caused by a combination of shock, awe, and general jungshooken-ness, and can last up to 2089087685487345602943 hours. Symptoms include wide-eyed staring and/or rapid blinking, repetitions of the word "hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" and a slackness of jaw which may result in drool. It is simply known as the Jungshook Effect when it happens to straight males and homosexual females, but the added layer of confusion resulting in left brain paralysis is what makes Shoken Frooker specific to the dumb ass hoe subset. Snapping out of it will inevitably result in the victim asking "wtf? You got me jungshook." but it is best if you wait a few hours to let their system recover before exposing him to the maknae again. Just tell the dumb ass hoe you'll explain later.
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