schmukynut

The definition of schmukynut it a stupid or idiotic person. They do not get jokes and are very unorganised, you can usually find them hanging out with other schmukynuts

Kallista: Hey Jessica, your such a idiot
Jessica: Use the word schmukynut instead I just made it up, it means you idiot and stupid person, LIKE ME AND YOU
Both: Hahahahah SCHMUKYNUT!!!! (Yells it out in public)

by Idiot.com.au August 16, 2019

Schmuckenshit

An idiot whose only moments of brilliance are completely evil or just plain mean.

Your schmuckenshit of an ex boyfriend dumped laxatives in your wedding cake!

by Meadow Grace July 12, 2014

schmike

a slightly bitchy looking gay man who dresses very dapper and compels straight women to point him out to their straight boyfriend as an example of how to dress nicely.

Did you see the schmike in page 45 of the new issue of Details?

by Duncan Pittman May 23, 2008

SchmuckerNuckers

A stupid explitive. Say it in place of profanity.

I just spilled nail polish all over my Phantom soundtrack!!! "OH SCHMUCKERNUCKERS!!!!"

by PhantomPhan June 16, 2006

Schmuk

Everything that goes into making Giants QB, Eli Manning.

Only a schmuk could possibly fumble the ball without contact, while diving head first.

Wow, Eli Manning is such a schmuk.

When you look up Schmuk on Urban Dictionary, Eli Manning is listed.

by P. Burress November 24, 2010

Schmucked

As a verb: to schmuck someone; to shove someone by their face.

The guy was talking shit, I wanted to give him a chance, so I just schmucked him real quick. You know just to get it to pop off, without totally suckering this fool.

by NYGuido September 19, 2010

Schmucked

Used for personal gain by someone that has no interest in dating or being in a relationship with you.

"That dude got schmucked AGAIN by that chick!"

by Princs January 8, 2012