Schlorping 

Having an aggressive poo while crying your eyes out on the toilet

I was schlorping last night alone

Schlorping by Morgan_freeman_is_god32 September 6, 2021

Schmoozing 

Wasting time at work to do useless things, such as socializing.

“I would consider myself a schmoozer.”
“How about some schmoozing?”

Schmoozing by DopazReal November 30, 2022

schmokin' 

Extracool in ways only schmokin' people can understand. Utterly extraordinary. Totally pimped; etc.

"Did you see the game last night? It was great!"
"Yeh, oh yeah, it was schmokin'"

schmokin' by that.girl June 26, 2007

schmucking around 

Basically doing nothing and acting like a lazy schmuck.

"So, Sid, what you up to?"

"Nothing, just sitting at my computer schmucking around."

schmucking around by lazy_schmuckk33 June 15, 2012

schmacking 

when you normally don't hit an object hard and you get extremely mad so you hit harder.

I normally don't hit the ball far, but when I think or see someone I hate before I'm up to bat I be schmacking that ball.

schmacking by sammi.(; July 3, 2010

Schmoozing 

The art of picking up talent over the internet and talking your way into their bed

I was schmoozing this bird last nite and she invited me round to dangle out her ass

Schmoozing by sellyourstuffonebaydotcodotuk February 11, 2010

Schmooing 

Description of lesbian sex

Look at them schmooing against each other

Schmooing by Lady Zim February 26, 2009