like a schoolie on Valentine's Day

Very excitedly and constantly checking your email, only to find the message you wish was there has not arrived yet.

1.

I was checking my messages like a schoolie on Valentine's Day all morning, and still no job offer.

2.

Dick: Where are you rushing off to?

Susy: I have to see if Tony has written me an email.

Dick: Woman, you are acting like a schoolie on Valentine's Day. Tony hates you.

by AxtoGrind July 3, 2009

private all-girls catholic schoolism

the art of folding your kilt shorter than anyone else's to see who is going to get the shortest kilt without a detention.

"omg!!!!!! is my kilt good?"
"yeah, it's even."
"thank the father, son, and the holy spirit!"
-private all-girls catholic schoolism

by the 4 babes September 23, 2019

Schmoogie

Another slang word for a homie, or someone from ones home town who has grown up there and never left. Typified by hanging around on the streets, a bit rebellious, never really held down a job and has little aspiration to move away from their home town.

Dave will never leave, he is full blown schmoogie for sure.

by Ayerie April 24, 2021

Schooling

A word used for masturbation when you want the act to remain a secret.

"Dude, i just schooled so hard, i was thinking of Inga and Julia the entire time."

"Bro, homeschooling is so risky when my parents are downstairs."

by Pattycakesxc3 December 16, 2011

schmoopie

A disgustingly cute nickname for one's significant other, featured (perhaps coined) on the Seinfeld episode "The Soup Nazi." Often used in a tongue-in-cheek manner when one desires to imitate those publicly affectionate individuals one dreads encountering in a restaurant.

"You're schmoopie!"
"No, you're schmoopie!"

by Andrew Maxwell Triska December 28, 2005

Schmookie

A name one is called when someone else cares about them very deeply. It is usually very annoying, as seen in the Seinfeld episode featuring the Soup Nazi.

Woman: I love you schmookie!
Man: I love you too schmookie!
Innocent Bystander: Stop it with the schmookie.

by matt_losan June 19, 2007

schmoozing

The pointless evening pursuit of kissing important butts to better ones employment prospects.

Networking, not for the purpose of work, but for the purpose of being seen by people you think are more important than yourself (but who are in fact schmoozing themselves through fear of being dropped by some important clique).

"Instead of having an orgy and enjoying it, you must come to the boring project dinner and do some schmoozing with Mr X and Mr Y as it's important they know who you are"

by Dr R Swank January 27, 2009