Schmoogie

Verb: The act of taking a giant shit.
Noun: A turd.

Noun: “Hey, mommy! Come look at my giant schmoogie in the toilet”!!
Verb: “Ch’Qweetah asked me to take a schmoogie on her chest last night”

by Toad 5 February 27, 2022

schmooter

a dumb.. to schmoot, i takea dump

i need to take a schmooter in the bathroom brb.

by HUDSON111111111111 May 14, 2005

Schmooter

A slang term for the male genitalia. But it's not just your generic junk. It is made from the magical horn of the narwhal, or unicorn of the sea. This form of the man junk has the power to create flying children with golden skin and lasers for eyes and are able to pee rainbows. Thats right I said rainbows.

Ohmuhlord look at his schmooter. I'm so jealous.

by THE ALMIGHTY KING OF NARWHALS January 5, 2011

shmootie

when a guy or a girl while making out sucks on the other one's tongue.

I was making out with Megan last night and she gave me a shmootie.

by Budwash435 January 24, 2009

schmoofter

an inslut given to one, meaning a shit-poofter
can also be used in a friendly sense, such as:
hows it going ya big schmoofter?

what a schmoofter

by who sucks donkey dick October 25, 2009

Schmooties

Term of endearment typically used to emphasize one’s cute or charming qualities.

After getting dressed up for picture day, he looked so schmooties.

His personality made him extra schmooties!

by Wexual Intercourse March 2, 2024

Schmooties

Precious, cute.

You're so schmooties.
You looked extra schmooties last night.
Do you do schmooties?

by Wexual Intercourse May 4, 2024