schmigeggy

a person who doesn't know how te act in any situation, someone who isn't able to define situations and to handle properly to that situation

I'm going to eat with the queen but i'm acting like a farmer because i don't understand that i have to act polite and with decipline, in that situation i am a schmigeggy.

by dries torreele January 15, 2007

Schmiedelized

Pronunciation: 'Sh-me-dal-ized'

to be talked to to the point of utter exaustion.
someone who just will not shut up

"I was schmiedelized"
"that person just schmiedelized me to death"

by Dr Know-it-all September 3, 2005

schmice

1. Promotional Consideration. Trinkets given by companies to people who buy and use their products.
2. Gift with purchase
3. Free goods

How much schmice would you need to close this deal?

Since I am buying this, I am going to need some schmice for my staff... teeshirts, hats, pins...

by sekbeans September 18, 2008

Schmiterate

1.(n) A person who is quite illiterate or has frequent brain farts.

"OMG YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPEND!"
"WHAT??"
"There was this...this...damn i forgot."
"You're such a schmiterate."

by xxcrossmyheartxx October 24, 2007

Shmirer

-A person whom gets half a handjob, stops the female contricting on him because he does not want his "own" on him becuase he dares not walk around soaked like a super soaker.

- May also define a person of a pussyish nature.

Senior and Director:

Seanald McDonald
" Shmirer "

by Semore Sam April 8, 2010

Schmive

When both male and female cum mix and ferment, releasing a dead aroma

'It smells like schmive in here'
'I think someone schmuved'

by knower of bad words June 22, 2017

schmira

schmira is the kind of person, you will always have fun with. Even if your in a bad mood and don't want to talk to anyone, schmira will make you feel good again. Schmira is caring and really loves her freinds. She is natrual and usually doesn't wear any make-up. She has such a hilarious laugh, that you will be totally infected by her, even though she isn't so funny. Schmira loves animals. Especially cats.

a: wow i'm in a really bad mood right now.. what should i do?
b: well calm yourself down first and then talk to schmira:)

by leileio July 8, 2017