The lovable assistant to Captain Hook. Also the smell/taste of the substance accumulating on or near the gooch resulting from a lack of showering and an excess of masturbating. Can be used as lubricant for a Karen Jackson, deodorant for Jimith Jacksonith, or toothpaste for a Mcleanith Milleras.
Janet enjoys snacking on the schmeeee between my balls for breakfast after a long night of love making and watching of Family Guy.
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nick anderson: yo that kid john peretta's a sick schmiede
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Get the Schmidley VanVonder Schmitt mug.A school yard slang term that was fostered in to reality at the play ground at Melton middle school in Louisiana. In this microcosm it was used to run up on a fellow class mate and yell SCHMEEE in there ear to incite a response for them to chase you and for you to run away startling the victim.(circa 1994 Milton, Louisiana.)
Taylor a truly rambunctious kid of sorts ran up to Tonya a girthy black chick screamed SCHMEEE from behind provoking Tonya to run at him and stumble over her feet.
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