Schmutzie 

(Also can be said as “Schmutz”) A playful term used exclusively among males to assert that one is your subordinate. Not meant to be taken seriously by any means.

Mike: Yo Schmutzie, gimme the remote
Jim: I can’t find it
Mike: It’s literally on the table Schmutz

Schmutzie by $ADHD February 3, 2021

schmetzed 

when you wake up still drunk

Dude, Jeff was so schmetzed this morning he knocked over all the coffee!

schmetzed by chadbrochill1700 May 16, 2010

shmeezie 

a synonym for the wurd <slut> as in a chick who gets with anyone and everyone esp fo attention, may be shortened to shmeez

Daym, girl, you sh-MEEEEEzie!
Juanita is SUCH a shmeez.
Those classic fit GAP khakis make you look like a shmeezie, my dear child.

shmeezie by The Ultimate Shmeez Herself :b May 19, 2003

Schmozzle 

Schmozzle, according to the game Balderdash, is a group of three or more monkeys.

One, two, three, four, five monkeys....Wow, now that's a Schmozzle.

Schmozzle by Some random chick... November 3, 2010

schmezeles 

o my gosh, ouch,really, (suprised) etc.

Schmezeles, i dropped a bowling ball on my toe!

schmezeles by maddie.pierce October 31, 2007

Schmeze 

when someone rips a huge ass fart

Bro that was a huge schmezer!

Schmeze by NickRipsYT November 20, 2017

schmeckie

word used to describe something that has become dirty in any way.

I dropped my sucker on the ground and got it all schmeckie

schmeckie by IzLisa November 9, 2003