Scheffin'

~verb- To inhale excessive amounts of pot smoke all day.

Damn Casey, your mom hella thinks I'm scheffin'

Damn "B" i'm scheffed!

Damn that bitch can scheff

Damn, what would scheff do

Damn, this smells kinnda scheffy

Damn, fucking scheffers right?

Damn, karl keeps it the scheffest

Damn, i would scheff that for free

Damn, A. "you scheffed Mary?"

B. "Hardly even scheffable at best"

Damn, ...

by lil'_scheffer December 29, 2009

schmoff

to slack off. waste time.

day off, day off. its time to schmoff.

by doctorstrangelove May 13, 2004

Schweff

A man who chooses ho's over bro's

did u see will treadwell last night walked off from us after some yats?

Fucking Schweff

by willIam@scweffwell May 8, 2010

Schweff

Someone who always flirts with the girls, a proper schweff never gets any action though

BOY ONE "goldwait is the true king schweff of the school"

BOY TWO "yeah but sarge is a proper schweff, never gets any action"

by Malvern College!!!! May 19, 2009

schmeful

(Sh-me-ful)
The act of grabbing ones testicles from between their legs then pulling and twisting, while standing behind the individual

Hey dude if you don't give mr those gold debloons ill fucking schmeful you

by BrodyDavis69 May 29, 2019

Schmef

To be frozen while being hit by antlion guards.

Thats it you're going to get schmefed

by RockyRheels December 19, 2022

schmaffle

a waffle and smore combine. a waffle with chocolate and marshmellows roasted in the oven. created by bits and griffs.

"heyy were coming over tonight, make some schmaffles!!"

by ndependentcutie September 4, 2006