Schmeiser

Slang term meaning Penis. Literally meaning something that is used to Schmeis (Whip) as a strap etc.

Have you seen him? Wow. What a Schmeiser!

by Jay Hat April 7, 2007

schmecker

a constant heroin user

that schmecker shoots up every day

by junkie bitch<3 January 22, 2009

schmeefer

A word used to describe a person who generally exhibits awkward behavior, tries to incorporate oneself in a private conversation, laughs at innapropriate times/makes unneccesary comments, etc

Schmeefers are generally humorous to observe but can interfere with macks, such as a cock blocker, or even find it dificult to talk to girls

Generally, a schmeefer is an awkward, flamboyant, and possibly even rash thinking person

(word derived from Dick and da Champ)

Wow dick you just dropped lettus Erin's dress, you schmeefer

Whats up Schmeefer!

by Dick Nelson January 12, 2009

schmeker

a really charming guy

The very studly dude was a total schmeker

by Adriana March 12, 2005

schleper

food service industry slang pertaing to waitstaff or other personel who are persistently trying to aquire free food

hey bro, did you see how fast the schlepers gobbled up the leftovers from the brunch buffet?

by schleprachaun September 10, 2009

Gender Schmender

1: an international, gender education community located on Myspace; is also the name of a genderqueer friendly group in AU that puts on live performances.

2: Abreviated "GS"

3: An expression, "Gender Schmender!"

1 Part 1: Are you a member of Gender Schmender?
1 Part 2: Which one? The online community or the one in Australia?

3 Part 1: "Stop it! Guys aren't supposed to act like that. Someone will think you're gay."
3 part 2: "Gender Schmender! I could care less about all of that gender policing bullshit. People are more than genders, ya know?"

by Amiko-Gabriel March 31, 2007

schmeep

A word that is used as it's own sentance. The technical definition: "schmeep" is just "schmeep".

*giggle* schmeep! *giggle*

by Valerie March 31, 2005