schmarte

{pronounced in a slightly German-like accent, thus: "sschmaaaarte"}

Definition 1:

Primarily meaning good or awesome.

Definition 2:
Can also be used sarcastically, describing something that is actually bad, boring or tedious.

Definition 1:
James P- Hey, check out my awesome new girlfriend!

Cyrus - Woah! what's the chest-size on that thing?
James P- 36 DD
Cyrus - Schmarte!

Definition 2:
James P- I have to hand in 2 pieces of coursework on Friday, as well as sit 2 exams. I also have to give a presentation on wednesday, I'm so stressed.
Robin - Schmarte! It sucks to be you.

by JamesP1234 April 20, 2010

Schmario

Toe cheese

Lorenzo, your socks are full of schmario!

by Smezus March 6, 2019

Schmeat

Schlong Meat

guy 1: How much schmeat you got?
guy 2: Enough

by Fish Drowned March 1, 2021

Schmerp

A word used to express (or describe) frustration when in a confusing emotional state.

Joe: Your girlfriend was really upset that you forgot to call her again last night.

Matt: But she told me not to.

Joe: Well, she really didn't mean it. She wanted you to call her.

Matt: Well, schmerp.

-or-

Matt found himself in a schmerpy mood because his girlfriend was sending mixed signals.

by KNor August 2, 2010

schmeail

a term for passing the vape on the low low

“yo dawg can you pass the schmeail”

by schmeailgod46 March 29, 2022

Trail of Shmears

A extensive tale tail trail of sticky residue left by someone's fingers after they have either prepared or eaten food/drink. Shmears are plentiful. and Persons responsible can easily be identified because of multiple fingerprints left in the goo.

Brian has been snacking again, I recognize his fingerprint in the trail of Shmears all over the refrigerator.

by Roosrandicand September 13, 2016

packing schmeat

Having a massive dick

That dude pissing in the urinal over there is packing schmeat

by Bigboy6928 June 28, 2019