schmagoggled 

googly eyed. unable to look straight ahead.

I couldnt tell if they lady with the schmagoggled eyes was looking at me or the person next to me.

schmagoggled by myrlte beach March 12, 2010

schmeagle 

One who walks with a supicious stride; a loiterer

The creeper down the hall schmeagled by me last night.

schmeagle by ashweebash December 9, 2008

shmeagol 

verb

-to be in a state of extreme alertness or to be behaving strangely as a result of said alertness

note: the state of alertness is almost always a direct result of an intoxication of some kind, usually drugs, alcohol, sugar or red bull.

1. Claire, why are you acting like such a crzy n00b?

I CANT HELP IT! I'M SHMEAGOLING~!!!!~!!1!1!

note: "shmeagol" is often used out of context, as shown in the example below.

Claire, why are you acting like such a crzy n00b?

I CANT HELP IT! I'M SHMEAGOLING~!!!!~!!1!1! SHMEAGOL SHMEAGOL SHMEAGOL!!!! WUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHA T3H SHMEAGOL=OMFG!!@@!!!

shmeagol by Claire November 21, 2004

schmegglie 

Unrecognizable bits of cloth, paper, lint, fuzz, hair, etc., which covers a floor or carpeted area (or atop another article) and whose origin cannot be explained.

When Stephen opens his backpack, he leaves a blanket of schmegglies for us to clean later.

schmegglie by Scurvydawg February 21, 2006

schmeglets

any small quanity left of a substance worth keeping

Jack had merely schmeglets left of his sack to smoke.

schmeglets by gava November 6, 2006

Schmeeglepuffin 

A popluar German tv show for children.

-They are basically German Telitubbies.

--They look mostly like colorful. awkward, fat, teddy bears.

A nick-name for little girls.

Oh, Liz, you are such cute little schmeeglepuffin.

Schmeeglepuffin by I'mserious September 1, 2009

Schmegle 

An overly undersized penis.

Man Hayden has a schmegle!

Schmegle by BigDickGriff February 19, 2017