an alcohol induced rage of ignorance that changes a persons IQ and personality to that of a neanderthal or southern Guido.
We got schmarked up...
After consuming an entire case of beer, Mark was schmarked up and placed the empty beer box on his head.
After consuming an entire case of beer, Mark was schmarked up and placed the empty beer box on his head.
by Yourmom21 December 16, 2012
Get the schmark mug.A deragatory term used for an extremely good guitar player when said musician is being uncooperative, annoying, playing over you, etc.
by Semajskolka December 17, 2009
Get the SchmarrettSchmoorhees mug.An arrogant person who tries to convince people of a false history behind his family name. Often also heard falsely touting relations to famous people of yore. Generally perceived to be a liar.
Bob Fytzgaruld: Did you know that my last name is pronounced "Lincoln"? And Abraham Lincoln was my great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather.
Smart woman: Avast, you rogue. These are lies of the most detestable sort. I perceive you as a Schmate Man VICK and thus a teller of falsehoods.
Smart woman: Avast, you rogue. These are lies of the most detestable sort. I perceive you as a Schmate Man VICK and thus a teller of falsehoods.
by SuperMegaFoxyAwesomeHot23 January 23, 2011
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Get the Shmare mug.I was so schmaded last night, I don't even remember falling asleep on your boots in the middle of the street, while our roommate made out with your boyfriend's brother.
by fivesixtyseven January 24, 2009
Get the schmaded mug.The best kind of friend anyone could ever ask for. A schmore has put up with your nonsense time and time again and still loves you unconditionally. They are by far the sweetest, most caring person that you know and you would do anything for them in return. They are your other half and it's as if you two share a soul, making them your "soulmate". You two often deal with hard times but ultimately are even more connected from this.
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