schluffer

a lazy, unmotivated person.
Someone who takes the easy way out of everything.
a pointless, directionless, good for nothing.

Anna skipped out on biking again today. What a schluffer.

by Mike Early May 19, 2006

Schlitterbahned

1. To have had the preconceived notion to become intoxicated (verb)
2. To be belligerently drunk (adj.)

1. Bartender: What will you be drinking tonight sir?

Patron: I think I'll have some vodka, i want to get schilitterbahned by 1

2. Person 1: Did you see steve last night?
Person 2: Yeah he had way too much vodka, that man is totally schlitterbahned.

by K Da One 1 Deuce May 5, 2013

schleener

a snobby prick with a long ass dick

Man, Lisa told me that Tommy is a real schleener.

by Lean Schleen December 8, 2016

schlostered

A mixture of sloshed and plastered, both meaning "drunk".

Brad: Did you see Jessica dancing on the table at that house party last night??

Chad: Yeah bro she was totally schlostered.

by JJKamp February 7, 2019

schlenergy

That vibe of energy you get from a guy who walks around knowing he has a massive schlong

That guy over there... I can feel his schlenergy

by townhouse69 March 8, 2020

Schlumberger

An adjective used to describe the mass layoffs of an enormous number of workers

In order to maintain our dividend in Q2 we will need to fire a whole Schlumberger of employees

by DoritosDew August 22, 2020

schluffer

a lazy, unmotivated person.
Someone who takes the easy way out of everything.
a pointless, directionless, good for nothing.

Anna skipped out on biking again today for no apparent reason. What a schluffer.

by Mike Early May 12, 2006