Shlobock

The term for a large, veiny, gurthy male penis. Typically circumisized.

My teacher is such a Shlobock!
Do you wanna taste my Shlobock

by Shehalb shlobock September 2, 2014

schlobberdonkey

To the point of being well under the influence of alchohol.

Sean and Colin found Matthew completely schlobberdonkeyed after they had visited CoCo Bongo's and a long night of heavy drinking.

by Sean Young, Colin Stingley April 11, 2007

Schloob Curds

The curdled or crusty substance found when picking up a males large breast. It carries a rotten odor similar to those of a bottled Hershey's squirt. When picked, it can be put in salads in replacement of croutons.

Yo bro, pick up your man tit so i can get a whiff of your Schloob Curds.

by Saucy batwing May 3, 2009

Schloop

To quickly steal

I turned around for one second and she schlooped my credit card right off the table!

by megan the vegan July 8, 2017

schlomophobe

N. An anti semitic person

That Ralph guy really doesn't like Jewish people, he's such a schlomophobe.

by Kapybara September 2, 2011

schloopy

Schloopy is best characterized as the insertion of a sock in a womans vagina, followed by the insertion of the penis into the sock, providing more friction and a ready made cum rag. Derived from the sock puppet on Malcolm in the Middle. Can also be used in the anus, but it is much more painful.

Parker likes to use a schloopy.

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

Schloot

A Slut From Soutie(South Boston)

A Girl Willing to do Anything Sexual For Alcohol or Just for Fun

Jessica Is Such A Schloot

by Blazin420 November 28, 2007