Schlitz

The sound your dick makes when you bring it in at too steep an angle during sex, and it pops out of the girl's vagina.

That was the loudest schlitz I've ever heard.

by J-Roc in the Heezy October 8, 2008

schlitz

A state of uncontrolable bowel movements often after particpating in a long athletic event

My ass was so dirty, I had the shlitz for three days after that damn marathon!

by Aaron L January 29, 2005

schlitzfaced

To get drunk off a cheap malt liquor, like Schlitz.

Damn that girl just fell off her bar stool, she's hella schlitzfaced.

by Noah B. Marion July 8, 2005

schlitz

To breath and spit.

The retarded kid schlitzed all over me when he was speaking.

by Jake March 29, 2003

emma schlitz

The absolute most best girl any guy could ever dream of having. She is always there right by your side when you need her and she is always so supportive and loving. She is the most beautiful girl on Earth and if any guy has the chance to meet her or even better to date her needs to cherish every single second because this girl will win your heart over and you won't ever be able to get her out of your mind. She can make you happy even at the darkest of times just by talking to her, you want to pick her up and hold her every time you see her and you could kiss her all night long because she is just so beautiful and amazing.

I love Emma Schlitz .

by greenbay1 October 18, 2017

Schlitzed

When you drink too much beer and then later poop your pants.

I got drunk last night on beer and Schlitzed my pants after I passed out.

Don't drink that nasty beer - you'll Schlitz yer pants!

That zombie smells like he Schlitzed his pants.

by I am Achmed. April 10, 2013

Schlitz

A slur for protestants. Typically white-European protestants. Unlike 'Cracker' this word is actually considered offensive and has been a catalyst for many fist fights.

There is no known tie to 'schlitz' brewing company although the connection is unfortunate.

"I heard Jake went to a Creed concert. What a schlitz."

by Landshark30 May 13, 2015