schitenik

A shitty person. But you're not saying shit so you can still make it to heaven

You're a schitenik

by Maxxxers June 10, 2014

schlostered

A mixture of sloshed and plastered, both meaning "drunk".

Brad: Did you see Jessica dancing on the table at that house party last night??

Chad: Yeah bro she was totally schlostered.

by JJKamp February 7, 2019

schissenhousen

Can be used in conjunction with a carter's hat.

This is when a team/person is flat and haven't fired a shot, just like Clinton G.

As flat as a Schissenhousen Carter's hat.

by Habibapotamus May 15, 2004

schlittered

extreme inebriation

After drinking a case of warm beer, I was schlittered.

by Richard June 12, 2004

schliement

Bottled semen mixed with vaginal fluids, left in the sun for approximately 69.937485 days until properly "ripe". Then sold on the Cambodian black market for massive amounts of money or various sexual favors from minors. It is used primarily in South East Asia for various tasks ranging from massage oil to seasoning.

That schliement got me that guwop! Plus little Jimmy could sure work a shaft.

I dare you to drink some schliement, I'll give you ten bucks.

by Srilankan Scrotum Slayer December 9, 2013

Schliven

A baseball sapka méretét állító, a sapka hátsó fertályán elhelyezkedő, nagy általánosságban műanyag szelvény.

Állítsd be a schliven-t, hogy ne legyen a sapka nagy a fejemre!

by Náni May 20, 2015

Schlitted

Originally coined by the massively successful Twitch Streamer CDNThe3rd, the word "Schlitted" is a derivative of "Lit" and is used to describe something and/or someone as overtly exciting and/or excellent in every manner possible.

"This Vegan restaurant is Schlitted"

by CHAINS4W February 15, 2021