schlep/shlep

german/yiddish
a slow & awkwark person.
to move about slowly & w/ effort.

despite being dog-ass tired i had to schlep over to my honeys house if i wanted a ride.

by action von jakson September 30, 2004

Schleppi

a word that describes the "dodgy partygoer" the guy who ends up throwing up in the corner... followed by some heavy pashing with the ugly girl that no one wants.

"My god did you see who that Schleppi was kissing???"
"Who threw up in my microwave??? I bet it was that Schleppi that no one knew..."

by Melbaby April 20, 2007

schleter

combination between schlut and peter. a peter schlut.

Where is Schleter? I need my man meat sucked.

by balls deeply November 3, 2010

schleper

food service industry slang pertaing to waitstaff or other personel who are persistently trying to aquire free food

hey bro, did you see how fast the schlepers gobbled up the leftovers from the brunch buffet?

by schleprachaun September 10, 2009

Schlep

The thick chunk of fecal matter that inexplicably remains stuck to the inside of one's thigh after a bad bout of diarrhea. Typically necessitates a shower, or, at the least, a new pair of underwear.

"You guys fuck or what, bro?"
"Fucking hell, man. She wanted to eat my ass, so I went to the bathroom to clean up. I used three rolls of paper, and as soon as I stood up, I felt a huge chunk of schlep down there."
"Hahaha, fuck man. What did you do?'
"I told her I was gay and left."

by David Acetay March 15, 2019

schlep rock

A schlep rock is someone who is posing as a person of power, but in reality has none. Often occurs with younger, naive smart-ass types.

"That John kid is such a dick. He thinks he's the shit, but he's just a fuckin' schlep rock."

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

schleptop

An old, outdated and brick-like laptop computer

Man, get rid of that 486 schleptop!

by k3v1nl.1984 June 10, 2007