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Schlanket

A very cool blanket with JSchaltt's face printed on it
Can we ban whoever the fuck just said schlanket?
by PixelGlitch October 11, 2022
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Schlarper

An incredibly undesirable female.
How did the blind date go?
Man, she was a schlarper!
by Disco Stu December 30, 2003
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scangers

Scangers are people usually from disadvantaged or impoverished working class areas of the northside of Dublin city and are also found in similarly poor parts of the mostly affleunt south. In the northside of the city they are commonplace and most youth happen to subscribe to the scanger culture whereby tracksuits (preferably nike) or trackies are worn, as are burberry hats and jewlery (bling) is worn. This on a whole is the cultural dress of the people and is complimented with thick drawlish dublin accents and an in-built expectation to show contempt for the authorities. There is of course exceptions to this and some area of the north are similar to the affleunt south e.g Howth, sutton, clontarf, castleknock, bayside and in these areas the D4 culture is prevelent
Scanger: Howaya, I ha' a bleedin' whoppa tieme las' ni' witch yar man. I tink im preggie

Scanger areas-finglas, ballymun, tallaght, ballinteer.

I can't believe I was just mugged by a group of scangers. They took my phone and my shiny watch, the magpies
by Dr dre nwa September 3, 2008
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schlander

Caleb has a schlander.
by ALiv December 18, 2014
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Schlager Fuchs

pronunciation : "Shlogger Fux" derived from Gold Schlager and the German word fuchs meaning fox also just known as Schlagewr or just fox
(1) Anthropomorphic fox character by Matthew MacDougall
(2) red fox with blue hair tuft and tail tip, but still bearing otherwise traditional red fox markings
(3)usually accompanied by his mate StarKitty
(4) part of the small but proud group of heterosexual male furries
(5) music, gaming, movie and comic book geek
(6) most importantly a laid back, kind and easy to get along with guy
Furry #1 "Hey, who brought all the Mountain Dew for the meet?"

Furry #2 "Oh, Schlager Fuchs and StarKitty did."

Furry #1 "Awesome!"
by Schlager Fuchs November 28, 2007
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Schlapper

The word "Schlapper" derives from the latin word "Slapper" or "Slag", also known as;

"tarts"
"hoes"
"sluts"
"wife"

Can usually be found gathered in large groups in trendy English nightclubs waiting to be picked up and given a severe dogging by intoxicated males.

Slags.
"I shagged this Schlapper jus last night."
by Lucasofgy May 17, 2005
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Schlonger

The term for a penis so large that anyone who sees it turns to stone due to sheer jealousy. It is said that a man many years ago possessed the infamous "Schlonger" but used it's power for evil, forcing a valiant warrior to slice the penis clean off and hide it so that no one else would get jealous of the massive meat stick. The current location of the Schlonger is unknown.
Jerry: "Have you heard the legend of the Schlonger?"

Bill: "It's not a legend. Look at my huge penis!"

Jerry: "..."

Bill: "Jerry? Jerry?! Crap, he's turned to stone. Shouldn't have abused my schlonger."
by Voltron22 August 6, 2012
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