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Schlande

Danish word for a flappy penis.
"Oh, he has a giant schlande!"
by Tobias Elof Nielsen April 6, 2007
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Schmainis

That chick's got a huge schmainis!
by Daniel, Joe, Andrew August 2, 2003
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schlinder

When the film makers try to make you believe that a monster is sneaking up on someone by using dodgy camera action, when it really is someone they know. Commonly used in the beginning of horror movies.
A: You know that scene in the beginning of 28 Weeks Later, at the helicopter pad?
B: Yeah, that's such a schlinder.
by laserost July 10, 2012
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schlander

Caleb has a schlander.
by ALiv December 18, 2014
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Schlais

The process of strangling a person with giving them a handy. Also referred to as a choke and stroke.
Dude last night my girl gave me the best schlais! I couldn't figure out which head was more red!
by Slickrick286 May 19, 2016
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Schlanket

A very cool blanket with JSchaltt's face printed on it
Can we ban whoever the fuck just said schlanket?
by PixelGlitch October 11, 2022
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schlank

To slap someone, typically in punishment and preferably across the face, with one’s penis.
This better get fixed now, or someone’s getting schlanked.

When Judd’s student lied about having completed his homework, Judd schlanked him to death.

I schlanked your father in an attempt to get the money he owes me, but unfortunately he liked it.
by M. A. September 16, 2006
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