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knuckle-deep in schlicking

Medical term for wanking like a motherfing pro!
when i was like 14, our family maid had found porn on my younger brothers computer (he was like 12, and totally inept...he actually kept the thumbnails of the porn he liked on his desktop...like no one could see it -.-) anyway, the maid told my mom and step dad about it, and later that night they decided they should check my computer out. of course, as they came in to check my computer, i was knuckle-deep in schlicking myself. needless to say, they found the porn i had...
by IrapedCharmander October 3, 2011
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schloking

Getting oral sex while soaking in the tub!
After a long week at work, all I wanted was a hot bath along with a schloking!
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half shacking

Living together under the same roof part-time.
No girl, we're not really living together. We are only half shacking.
by @kdhaynes April 21, 2009
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Multi-slacking

Engaging in many small activities at once, none of which are productive. Usually, but not always, involving a computer and its applications (iTunes, AIM, YouTube, etc.), can also include watching a movie or TV show, listening to the radio, talking or texting on the phone, or any other ultimately trivial, meaningless activity.
That dude was multi-slacking like mad when he should have been working.
by Christopher K. April 16, 2007
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shacking

verb:
1. the act of taking a massive shit and jacking off at the same time, not necessarily while the shit is still coming out
2. to build a grand shack
3. to get smacked in the bathroom
1. I was shacking and shacked all over the stall door!
2. I'm shacking right now, can you get me some more wood?
3. Angelo was shacking yesterday, the wanker.
by leechu September 16, 2018
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Shlacking

Someone who is slacking off, being lazy, or just being plain stupid
Lj and Sean were caught shlacking by chica when he found them tryna pipe Glendale freshmen
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Schnecking

Teesside Slang For Sumone Who Is Noseing About (Being Nosey)
Awh Seen Lurch Schnecking About Again
by LurchRandall April 14, 2010
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