Schtunka

Verb
1) To be railed in the anus with a broom stick.

Noun
1) A part of the human body that feces exits from
2) A gay German

You are such a Schtunka.
"Ooo my Schtunka hurts from too much party last night."
I was schtunka-ed at work today because of 100% occupancy.

by Stevey Swipes March 10, 2012

Schwunk

When someone swings on you so hard, you fall back. Almost like you've shrunk after getting swung on.

One more swing and I would've been schwunk

by StyloFM May 20, 2018

schlunk

The noise one makes in the act of returning to a chat room after a period of inactivity.

Bob: "*SCHLUNK*"
Andrew: "Hey, Bob is back."

by boxesoftacos August 30, 2018

schmunk

schmunk is a sex-neutral word and can be used as a adjective and adverb.

Måns2018

-Äej fyfan va schmunkig du är som råkade röka ciggen från fel håll

-asså sluta schmunka o rör på fläsket satmara

-för någon dag så schmunkade jag ner till konsum och snodde lite ost

by manshgf October 9, 2018

schlunkerpong

greatest game ever created

schlunkerpong is a real mans sport.

by schlunker king September 21, 2020

schmunk

a schmunk is a very specific term used for little brothers that act like monkies and are both adorable and super annoying.
Schmunk can be used in a positive it negative way. For example if my brother is being nice and cute I will call him "schmunk" as a pet name or a nickname
however when my brother is being annoying and mean and doing something that is not to my liking I will tell him "you are such a schmunk"

if it seems complicated don't worry the tone of voice and the situation will tell you everything you need to know
-I created this word when I was little and now my entire family and some friends have adopted the term

Enjoy!

"stop lying its your day to do the dishes you schmunk"
or
"bye schmunk, have a good day at school"

by Sophiaaaaa06 May 21, 2021

Schmunkus Frillington

Schmunkus is the goat and larsen is a bitch

I want to have sex with schmunkus frillington

by Schmunkus,jtAJM,HGewyktkfdge January 30, 2022