masterbatory scheming

The act of plotting secret masturbation acts from those around you or living with you.

"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"

"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"

by Hylindar September 2, 2014

Taylor Schilling

she's the most adorable and beautiful actress I've ever seen omfg

Taylor Schilling is so good as an actress

by bitch idk August 16, 2018

scheming

developing a system to success!!!

Plotting and scheming the future of my career.

by BigBossDog420 November 27, 2013

schiaving

Description of a marijuana smoker who has befallen into the state of a vegetable, like Terry Schiavo

Ryan was schiaving last night after we smoked that blunt

by Jimmy Elliot November 29, 2007

Scamming

To knowingly flirt with someone who is involved currently in a relationship.

I don’t think Becky would like you scamming on Ben.

by Hesson March 15, 2019

Scamming

Kissing with tongue action.

That girl and boy were scamming behind the bleachers.

by QueenB1 May 22, 2010

schramming

Repeatedly slicing small pieces of a dish so you can keep coming back and not have to wash the dish.

Joe quit schramming the cake.

by Jdelh25 October 30, 2017