shilitilit

(Sha-LIT-a-lit)
A more polite way of saying "OH SHIT!"

My math teacher was handing back the tests and I got a 62. I was going to say "Oh, Shit," but instead I said, "Oh, Shilitilit" because my teacher was RIGHT there.

by Maria Taracey June 11, 2006

Schlitterfaced

When someone visits Schlitterbahn of New Braunfels, the largest water park in the USA, and gets drunk at one of their many swim up bars. I.e. shitfaced

The kids wanted to go around in the crystal river all day, so I got Schlitterfaced.

by Sshhhhhhh July 27, 2015

Schplitting

The act of wanting/having to poop while sitting on any other chair except the toilet. Sometimes in pain or agony depending on severity.

Comes from the terms shitting and splitting as in your pants will split at the butthole so you can let loose the mud man)

I had to poop but I was waiting for the bus to get home so I was sitting there schplitting.

by Jimji March 25, 2019

The schlitz

When you wake up after a night of heavy drinking and your bowel movements are both urgent and diarrhea. Can last beyond your first movement.

I woke up this morning with The schlitz because I drank a whole 24 pack,

by DrDeadAche September 7, 2017

holy schlit

having an abnormally huge penis, so big that you could effectively satisfy a prostitue that has 10 years of experience

Guy1: Did you find a good hooker?

Guy2: Yep, she was terrified when she saw my holy schlit

by k-rizzle32 January 21, 2010

Schlitz Schlong

Fungus that develops on the penis after having deviant anal intercourse with a partner who has contracted Sarnac. Often the penis will become rotten and ooze puss. May lead to Benoit

"I shouldn't have had butt sex with that whore because her Sarnac gave me Schlitz Schlong."

by Goob, Cole, & Galoot August 4, 2007

schlitterbon

That incredible feeling you get after taking a humongous shit... feels kinda tingly

Dude i just had incredible schlitterbon i even had some pre schlit

by googoogaga888888 July 29, 2009