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Mother Brown Bear in the Native American Medicine Wheel is the most kindest person you will ever come across however, she is useless in a crisis (occasionally) and has a tendency to find things very funny 24/7. Not to be crossed when tired, she loves to clean and stay out of trouble - thus meaning that she'll do what ever she can to avoid an argument. Making delicious food often comes with a downside: a messy kitchen that Shelinas cannot cope with. A real family person, Shelinas will always make time for their family but often need to get away from it all by "going for coffee." (Note: sometimes when Shelinas let it be known that they are going out, it can sometimes be used as just as an excuse to have coffee due to their addiction to the social event.) Shelinas cannot stand to stand still, they always need to have " things to do, places to go, people to see." They are often incredibly giggly too. Often feel like they sound like Adele in their head but that does not come across in their singing. Are almost always on Pinterest and have a weakness for Minion quotes. But they always deserve more than they get. Shelinas are incredibly rare. If you do manage to find a Shelina, count yourself incredibly lucky. You'd do well to hold onto her. But then again, what's that got to do with the price of bread?
Mam: Child, hello, it's me
Child: Mam you is a Shelina not an Adele
Mam: Child why?
Child: Because your Adele voice isn't coming out like an Adele voice
Mam: Dang kid, you right
by lola98765432 June 24, 2016
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Scheming

(v.) to try to get a girl by any means necessary particularly by being sly or sneaky
Ben: Yo me and my girlfriend just broke up two nights ago

John: Well damn that's why Joe was scheming so hard on her at the party last night
by Neb Movies December 12, 2015
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schling schlong

a penis, dick, cock, genitals, family jewels, weiner, wanker whatever you wanna call it.
Before you spanker her, cover your wanker. Don't be a ding dong cover your schling schlong.
by A. Aubrey May 11, 2006
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Schlinger

The currency used by The Sock Goblin and all sock goblins alike. The currency is mainly used in the trade of socks and other sock related commodities.
One sock goblin to another - "Schmickity schmock Goblor you owe me 500 schlingers for the socks you stole last week!"
by Capernicus The Troll November 28, 2018
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schlingin

a verb, used with context clues in place of any other verb.
if correctly implemented into your daily vocabulary, the use of "schlingin" makes you sound sophisticated, yet down with the urban lingo.
"Damn, they've been at the bar schlingin' (substituted for drinking) for hours! They're so schlingin' (fucking) drunk! But, not drunk enough to go schlingin' (sleeping) with random strangers. Although, the bartender was schlingin' (hooking up) you with drinks...maybe he'll take ya for a schling (ride) in his ferrari!"

*Note: schlingin' may be used in other contexts, as illustrated with the "schling" example.

And, "schlung" refers to being drunk, meaning the same as "throwed!"

..."nukka, i'm schlung!"
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schleinerickis

Dicks

Good for hiding the fact you called someone a dick
Mum: You haven't done any work today, I'm taking away your Xbox!

Son: Schleinerickis...
by Toothbrushboy August 21, 2017
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Scheming season

Also known as scheming szn, and can also be referred to as Fielding season. Scheming season starts around late May- June, soon after cuffing season is over. Scheming season is basically when large amounts of couples break up, likely so they can scheme a.k.a get with other people over the summer months. Everyone wants to be in a secure relationship during the cold months and have someone for Christmas, Valentine’s Day, etc... but as soon as the summer season hits, it’s scheming szn and everyone wants to party and hook up with people.
“Dude did you hear that Matt broke up with Emily?”
“Yeah dude, I saw it coming; it’s scheming szn”

Cuffing Season is the time of year when people couple off to combat the cold and loneliness. When parsed down, it is simply a social construct, partly manufactured from holiday stress and partly biological, that pushes single people into relationships for the winter months. Scheming season is quite literally the opposite of cuffing season, that winter impulse to snuggle up with someone indoors.

Scheming season is the time from late May to early September during which people like to keep it cool and play to field.
by AK47! June 21, 2019
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