Scapecock

With the advent of RapeaXe, there may come a time in a man's life when he does not desire having his penis impaled by angry barbs. Instead, he may prefer to send his go-to man, or scapecock, if you will, to spring the chauvinist trap.

The scapecock does not need to be smart; he merely needs be the least liked friend in a group of people, willing to fulfill any task the alpha males bequeath.

Scenario 1 (At a party):
Alpha Male - "Yo! Cheeze-whiz, you take point. Let me know when you're done romancing her seven kingdoms."
Scapecock - "Aw thanks man! I won't let you down!"

Scenario 2 (On the way to the colloquial rapee):
Alpha Male - "Oh hey way to go buddy! I think you deserve firsties on this one!"
Scapecock - "Sick! Thanks man!"

by Aquilae May 1, 2010

scarper

to run away from an authority figure or to completely pussy out and run.

1. There's the teacher lads, scarper!

2. I caught him out so he scarpered.

by ClaraFloraKavy April 5, 2011

Scapegoat

The fall guy for the real criminals.

The scapegoat wasn't always going to be around to go to jail for the real criminals. It doesn't have to be 25 to life for it to still cost somebody time they could be doing something else.

by The Original Agahnim September 4, 2021

Scalper

A Bitchass that buys everything and sells everything on 3 times the price

Person1: Dude I can't buy a PS5
Person2: It's because of those fat-fucks scalpers we can't buy anything, even a video card that was supposed to be 299$

by ethanyuh March 20, 2021

scape goat

<n>
person, or group of people, used to call blame upon.

Nativists used immigrants as scape goats for explain the problems of America in the 19th Century.

by Rob Michael September 29, 2005

Scapegoat Tab

A new tab created within an internet browser used to escape to when looking at porn. Works great when there is a possibility of someone walking into the room that shouldn't see porn on the computer screen.

Oh jeeze, those tits are awesome!
-mom appears out of nowhere-
-clicks onto scapegoat tab-
Mom: What are you looking at sonny?

You: Oh, just urban dictionary. :)

by Love Buzz December 21, 2010

scapecurry

An Indian meal that is blamed for the poor quality of several subsequent bowel movement.

Bob: I have had some horrible shits since we went to Raja Elephant and had that vindaloo. I can't believe how much I pay the price for that food.
Alice: Oh, shut up! It's been 36 hours since we were there - you know that vindaloo is just a scapecurry!

by weyus October 11, 2015