Sunday Scaries

the anxiety ridden tidal wave of racing thoughts you get after a raging bout of binge drinking...replete with thoughts of "I'm an idiot", "I will never drink again", "grandiose thoughts of professional development", and time spent on careerbuilder.com changing your life...only to have thoughts subside and you repeat the process again

during my weekly bout with the sunday scaries I emailed the admissions office for grad school, applied for that management position, and made plans to save money...its a new me!!!

by ASmithee September 3, 2018

scabenger

Predominantly female, this is someone who is constantly keeping an eye out for the next thing to pick at on their body, i.e, a scab, infected hair, or perfectly normal skin pore. This person shares symptoms related to both (ADD) Attention Deficit Disorder and (OCD) Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

Rebecca is such a scabenger. Everytime I see her she is squeezing a boil on her leg.

by KuriousOranj November 16, 2006

Scabies

bugs that defecate and urinate under your skin

reason no. 841 to practice safe sex (Dude, I finally got laid last week and look...)

by etlkj November 14, 2003

Scalie

Basically a furry but with scales

I like furriest but I prefer scalies

by Morar June 6, 2018

Scobienz Law

The law of nature that describes the tendency for desperate single mothers from third world countries to cling onto lonely, socially awkward British males who couldn't dream of getting any woman otherwise.

Impoverished Marielle from the Philippines finally gave up on finding a real man to support her and her kid and was desperate enough to accept the awkward sexual advances of a gawky British guy in order to survive. Poor girl fell victim to Scobienz Law.

by General Macavelli July 9, 2018

scavies

You're all a bunch of idiots, the word you are talking about is SCABIES. And its not solely a STD. You can get it from anyone you have skin contact with who has it. If your arm rubs against a persons arm who has it at the store...then you will more than likely get SCABIES. You can also get it by sharing clothes, or blankets, or towels...etc.

I borrowed Sarah's blanket and she had scabies, now I do too. =(

by CwaZy KiLLa LeTTe January 2, 2004

Scabinger

The name of someone that eats scabs off there significant other genitals.

My fiance loves to be a scabinger while we lay in bed and watch movies.

by sleeves339 June 22, 2012