Smoked Salmon

While a woman is receiving cunnilingus she flatulates and simultaneously either pulls the bed sheets over his head (a dutch oven) or holds his head in place between her legs.

He was going down on her when in horror he realized what he had just heard was not a queef and that she was holding his head down so he could not escape the fumes traveling past her taint into his open mouth. He had tasted smoked salmon.

by Indoor Creature May 11, 2013

sally the salmon

a fucking salmon

also fucked a man who blew up a country then died then came back (yeah hes jesus or something) and has a furry son names fundy

"Hey Sally the Salmon!"
*fish noises*

by scientificRoadkill July 21, 2021

Symone

A Thick , short , beautiful , & sometimes jealous girl. She can have a very bad attitude at times. She's a great person to hang around keeps you laughing. But she is also easily irritated and annoyed. She speaks her mind no matter what. She can be mean or nice depending on the mood she is in.

That Symone has no filter.
Symone is very beautiful.

by Toocutepeterson January 31, 2015

salmon pack

A 15-pack of Vancouver island's own Lucky Lager beer. Thus named for the conspicuous fisherman wielding a large salmon on the side of the 15-pack box. Phrase first originated in Duncan BC.

Just caught me a salmon pack from the liquor store, lets go fishin

by gearhead12 July 24, 2009

Burgeoning Salmon

When the lonely fisherman lays himself supine in the river amongst the migrating fishes and allows the grizzlies to paddle his canoe.

Whilst searching for the False Celery in the mountains, the pupil found Nirvana performing the Burgeoning Salmon for a group of Belgian tourists.

by boatbutter August 10, 2006

Aisle Salmon

The act of moving in the opposite direction of everyone else using the aisle. While they can be spotted in any type of aisle, they are frequently seen on airlines during loading and deplaning.

Did you see the 'aisle salmon' trying to work his way back five rows to get a roller bag our of the overhead while everyone was trying to get off the plane?

by SkynSea April 27, 2009

Salmon Shit

A shit that comes back up into the toilet bowl after being flushed much like the wild salmon swims against the current to return home.

"Dude, why didn't you flush?"

"I did! It must have been a salmon shit that swam back upstream."

by HoneyGetMyBelt October 19, 2020