bob saget

The illest mother fucker in a cardigan sweater.

O man! That mother fucker is ill in that cardigan sweater! That must be Bob Saget!

by FUNK MASTER C July 19, 2006

sageyboo

the biggest whore out there, sends nudes and willing to hook up with people way older then her. thinks she’s the shit and thinks she attractive but in reality she’s not. most people think she’s a slut :)

sageyboo is the biggest whore out there

by bigwhore101 December 3, 2019

status sage

One who is constantly trying to impress others by posting philosophical/deep quotes, analogies, or theories as their facebook status even though everyone else knows that these quotes don't mean anything to them.

Status sages seem to have forgotten that if they were so busy meditating all day, they wouldn't have time to continuously update their status.

Biancas facebook status: People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.

Rachel (having read Biancas status): pfhhh, Bianca is so bored all day, she's become a status sage. That girl doesn't give two hoots about 'inner beauty'... *roll eyes*

by ItsMeHiHi December 14, 2009

Saige

Saige is a funny, sarcastic, independent girl. She seems fine on the outside but is troubled within. Only few know her secrets but the ones who do matter the most to her. She has brown hair and brown eyes, almost black. It is very worth your while to get to know Saige, though she has a tough wall. Saige is beautiful; Thin, gorgeous eyes and smile, silky hair, soft touch.

Boy: Dam, who is that girl?
Boy 2: Man, that's Saige. Don't fuck with her unless you're serious.

by Caprice Uns February 3, 2014

troll sage

Street is the troll sage. He has news from the north. Troll sage always has a cool story, bro.

Kid: I'm gonna CD KEY BAN U
Troll sage: SAGE

by The troll sage December 10, 2009

saygen

an alternate spelling to the Gaelic name Sa-gin, meaning wise one. The English translation would be sage (apart from a spice also alternate definition for wise man)

When Saygen got caught smoking weed, he proved his name is an oxymoron of himself.

by Saygen Davila June 27, 2008

Sage Syndrome

When playing an RPG, the magician or healer of the party goes up to a monster, then begins casting a spell, only to be interrupted infinitely. Named after the two siblings Genis and Raine Sage, from Tales of Symphonia.

Really Raine? You're just gonna walk up to Yggdrasill and then use ressurection? You have a really bad case of sage syndrome"

by Spudasaurus April 12, 2011