saxaphone

how ignorant people spell "saxophone." they deserve to be clouted.

"Hey, is that a saxaphone?"
"NO. It's a saxophone." *clout*

by mixolydian April 7, 2010

saxophonekid80

Someone who moves their tongue around their face while playing games and makes loud screeches, they may also play the saxophone.

Wow that Karen was being a Saxophonekid80

by NotASaxophonePlayer December 16, 2020

Bass saxophone

The bass saxophone is a torture machine designed to crush the user to death or suck all air out of them. It is commonly used by the Incredible Hulk and must be pushed on a cart. It is real common to find it in the tuba section since it is rejected by all other woodwinds. It has also been used in World War II to knockout German troops.

Alto: What instrument do you play?
Bass: The Bass saxophone

Alto: Go speak with the director

Band director: Rejected instruments include Bass saxophone, tuba, baritone, oboe, and trombones.

by Canofbeanns July 1, 2018

saxophone telepathy

The telepathic bond shared by two or more saxophone players, typically in a marching band. This is undeniable and 100% true. One will often do the same most random things, or say the most random things at the same time. Also one will know when the other is happy sad or excited even nervouse. Often related to the bond shared between twins.

Sax player 1 and two at the same time: "These are not the droids you're looking for." Sax player two: "SAXOPHONE TELEPATHY"

by SaxKing1 August 28, 2012

sexophone

A loop of the saxophone solo during Moldova's performance on BBC Three's Eurovision Song Contest 2010 Semi Final 1. Featuring the saxophone player performing a very sexually charged dance while playing his saxophone.

Your band concert got me hornier than when I watched sexophone.

by gfdgdfgtgtg August 7, 2010

Saxophone

A member of the woodwind family, the saxophones consist of the E-Flat Sopranino, the B-Flat Soprano, the E-Flat Alto, the B-Flat Tenor, and the E-Flat Baritone. These are one of the coolest instruments to play, and perhaps the easiest to learn.

In our jazz band, we have 5 Alto Saxophones, 2 Tenor Saxophones and 2 Baritone Saxophones

by TotallyRandom May 7, 2008

Rusty Saxaphone

A female receiving anal felatio while getting the reach around "saxaphone" style. -Rusty Saxaphone

The Female version of the Rusty Trombone.

My boyfriend was drunk and decided it would be fun to give me the rusty saxaphone last night, I'm glad he had cut his fingernails earlier in the day.

by Jordan Fenton August 18, 2008