Used to describe a person who stands in the checkout queue while sending their friends/children (ergo: satellites)to get the items they wish to purchase.
I couldn't believe that bitch with the three friends stood in front of me in the checkout line, while they went off and brought back all the things she wanted to buy. So rude!
by Chiron DeMolis January 8, 2005
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1. Orbits earth as a communications device or provides military intelligence. (Often to people who arent intelligent. Clearly the need for hundreds of them proves it).
2. A celestial body which orbits another. ie: Moon spins around Earth.
3. The unfortunate recipeient of the name "POES" which hails from NASA. NASA should try looking under "P" in an afrikaans dictionary. Im sure the directors wouldnt be impressed by the fact they are (see example:)
* This is primarily amusing to South Africans. However if you knew what POES is you'd find it amusing too. I'd like to be an Astronaut!!
1. Orbits earth as a communications device or provides military intelligence. (Often to people who arent intelligent. Clearly the need for hundreds of them proves it).
2. A celestial body which orbits another. ie: Moon spins around Earth.
3. The unfortunate recipeient of the name "POES" which hails from NASA. NASA should try looking under "P" in an afrikaans dictionary. Im sure the directors wouldnt be impressed by the fact they are (see example:)
* This is primarily amusing to South Africans. However if you knew what POES is you'd find it amusing too. I'd like to be an Astronaut!!
by anon-sa February 7, 2005
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