by Sphinctar May 8, 2003
Get the Stroking the Salami mug.1.To kinky whip someone with a chain.
2.To do a whipping motion, saying sproke everytime you do it, to someone walking away as a joke.
2.To do a whipping motion, saying sproke everytime you do it, to someone walking away as a joke.
by Am. August 21, 2009
Get the Sproking mug.when making love to a woman of a slighter build, it can be felt that the normal padding a woman has around her vagina is not present. In fact, in the case of very slight women one can feel a bone perdendicular to the penis that creates some discomfort known as the 'crossbar'. Stroking the Crossbar is simply having sex with a woman with a bony vagina.
Stephen had enjoyed his sex the night before but was feeling a little damaged from "Stroking the Crossbar".
by Big Ben Boy August 4, 2010
Get the Stroking the Crossbar mug.A man who live in galesburg Illinois, he likes dildos and dirty dancing, preferably with dildos. Hes one of the funnier people in Galesburg.
by QDooog September 11, 2006
Get the Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man mug.when you have to constantly tell a woman she is;
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Todd: So what did you and jamie end up doing last night?
Jeff: Nothing at all man i was estrogen stroking her all night and she was still a debbie downer
Jeff: Nothing at all man i was estrogen stroking her all night and she was still a debbie downer
by iamthedylanator August 14, 2011
Get the estrogen stroking mug.A frequently-used discreet word for "masturbating". It may be used in reference to a male or female, and it also may be used when it is done by oneself or by someone else.
If you're in polite company, you would use the subtle word "stroking" instead of the blunt terms "masturbating" or "wanking".
If you're in polite company, you would use the subtle word "stroking" instead of the blunt terms "masturbating" or "wanking".
Mum: Did you take Charlie his dinner?
Cheryl: No, I couldn't go in. He was busy.
Mum: What do you mean "busy"? If he's busy, you can still take it in, can't you?
Cheryl: No, he needs his privacy. He was, um... busy stroking himself, Mum.
Cheryl: No, I couldn't go in. He was busy.
Mum: What do you mean "busy"? If he's busy, you can still take it in, can't you?
Cheryl: No, he needs his privacy. He was, um... busy stroking himself, Mum.
by Pro-Love Girl April 13, 2011
Get the Stroking mug.1. An infection in the eye or the eye retna which causes the eyes to be confused when looking in one direction. One eye looks in the correct direction, the other looks completely opposite.
2. History has shown that you are able to contract saroitis in the legs if the disease spreads, the only way the disease can spread to the legs is if you have someone who suffers saroitis staring at your legs, or you have had a close physical encounter with a saroitis sufferer.
2. History has shown that you are able to contract saroitis in the legs if the disease spreads, the only way the disease can spread to the legs is if you have someone who suffers saroitis staring at your legs, or you have had a close physical encounter with a saroitis sufferer.
Doctor: "Hi there, unfortunately you have contracted saroitis in your right retna"
Patient: "What's that mean"
Doctor: "You have contracted a disease of the right retna of your eye which will cause a general lack of direction of the eye, one eye will go left, one eye will go right"
Patient: "Is it cureable?"
Doctor: "The cure is for you to close your eyes"
Patient: "But I ccca"
Doctor: "CLOSE YOUR EYES!"
Patient: "What's that mean"
Doctor: "You have contracted a disease of the right retna of your eye which will cause a general lack of direction of the eye, one eye will go left, one eye will go right"
Patient: "Is it cureable?"
Doctor: "The cure is for you to close your eyes"
Patient: "But I ccca"
Doctor: "CLOSE YOUR EYES!"
by NotoriousD.I.G June 17, 2009
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