Small Sample Size

Used in statistics when there is not enough data to make a conclusion. It has two major uses:
1. In statistics, more specifically baseball statistics/sabermetrics
2. On Myspace and Facebook, when the profile picture of a private account does not determine whether the person is attractive or not.

1. Person 1: Jeff Francoeur is a good hitter! Look at what he did in 2005!
Person 2: Those 70 games are a small sample size! He's been a below-average hitter since then.
2. Random Girl: Here's my myspace, myspace.com/amisexyoraminotyoucanttellbymyprofilepic
Person 1: I'm calling small sample size on that profile pic.
Person 2: You need to friend us so we can make a statistical conclusion. :)

by Philliesfan311 December 20, 2008

Semen Supplements

The cum loads a wife acquires while her husband is out of town on business or any extended length of time.

Baby, I wasn't really cheating on you, I was simply taking semen supplements because you were out of town for so long and you didn't leave any for me in a bowl like you promised you would.

by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020

Snapple Cap Speech

noun, A poorly written speech with random facts, presumably from snapple caps, used to fill up time.

Dude 1: That guy knew his speech wouldn't be long enough, so he just started droppin' facts that he thought were interesting to kill time.

Dude 2: Yeah, that was totes a snapple cap speech.

by Billy Mays' Ghost August 5, 2009

sample abuser

Customer that holds up the line at an ice cream shop by repeatedly asking for free samples because he/she cannot decide what to order. This person is oblivious to the fact that there is only one employee behind the counter who is becoming as annoyed as the people in line.

Person 1: What took you so long at Baskin-Robbins? It doesn't look very busy in there.

Person 2: I had to wait ten minutes because of a sample abuser who tried virtually every flavor before ordering chocolate. What a jerk!

by boratfan1 October 18, 2010

Ghetto Snapple

The act of when a guy cums and the color is pinkish, resembling a Ghetto Snapple drink. This also hints that this dumbass has an STD.

Dumb Bitch 1: “omg Cheryl my boyfriend gave me a Ghetto Snapple this weekend!
Dumb Bitch 2: “that’s the third one this week you whore!!”

by Monkey Shagger September 28, 2019

Sapper

Official. A Soldier, Highly trained in Modern Combat Warfare capable of fighting as an Infantry Soldier, with the added responsibility of the disposal of Explosive Ordinance Devices (EOD), Minefield Laying/Clearance, Defensive Protection, Installing and Removing Bobby Traps, Removal of Improvised Explosive Devices (IED), Bridge Building, and Construction. They are deployed with and Special Operations, Peacekeeping, Civil Emergencies.

Unofficial. The dude who blows shit up, The dude at the front, The One that's got "Follow Me" on the back of his shirt, The dude you don't want to fuck with.

Follow The Sapper,
And on the 6 day God said, "they need someone to follow", So he made The SAPPER.

by Sapper Sid October 8, 2013

sampler

An electronic musical instrument that plays back and records sounds so that they can be played using a keyboard or a sequencer. Not to be confused with a synthesizer or ROMpler

A sampler is never going to sound as good as the real instrument.

by SynthBaron November 28, 2003