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juelz santana

That boy that squeeze hammers.
Human Crack in the Flesh.

19 yr old kid killin the streets right now. Ye hes back like cooked crack.
Santana's that boy that squeeze hammers AY! CHYEA CHYEA!
juelz santana by PSXy April 9, 2005

johan santana 

johan santana strikes the mother*ers out!
johan santana by Twins Win September 10, 2006
The second worst Pillar Man from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 2. Known in some translations as Santviento. For those wondering, the list of the Pillar Men from best to worst is as follows:

1. Wamuu
2. Esidisi
3. Santana
4. Kars
Joseph: Your next line is, "Learned your lesson, primitive?"
Santana: Learned your lesson, primitive?
Santana: ...!
Santana by NamesAO August 14, 2018
The most perfect girlfriend you could ever find. Great smile. 10/10. Never let her go because you're definitely going to regret it later in life.
1st girl: Damn is that a Santana with my ex?
2nd girl: Shit, you just lost the ex game.
1st girl: *Starts crying*
Santana by Bluebro11 July 28, 2016
The best guy you’ll ever meet. He’s caring and super funny with the ability to make any day better. People call him all the time just to calm down. Super hot with a body as amazing as his personality. With perfect brown eyes and the best lips imaginable, you’ll want to kiss him for hours on end just to be near him. Santana’s are one of the most special things in life so if you find one, you better keep him.
Girl 1: Damn, see that Santana over there?
Girl 2: Back off he’s all mine
Santana by kaybae19 July 14, 2018
A TOTALLY AWESOME LATIN ROCK BAND, LED BY THE GUITARIST OF THE SAME NAME.
There's only one Santana, his first name is Carlos - and he plays the meanest guitar in the world !!
SANTANA by .l April 28, 2014