Mexican Sandblaster

The Mexican Sandblaster is a lesser-known degrading sexual act in which one party (most commonly a man) sprays diarrhea on the face of their partner. Most commonly, preparations for the Mexican Sandblaster include mass consumption of laxatives, dried fruit or any abundant source of fiber.

Yeah, that cunt was bein' all "Why don't you get a job you lazy fuck" so I gave her a wicked Mexican Sandblaster that almost woke her parents up!"

by Dirty Hesh October 14, 2008

tokyo sandblaster

A sexual position where the male is on top of the female, mid thrust, and then Conan O'Brien jumps through the door and says "YippeeKayYay Mister Falcon!"

My girl told me she loved me after we did the Tokyo sandblaster this weekend. Sha-wing!

by shakesfear November 12, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

A sexual act where a Japanese women with extremely chapped lips, often a prostitute but not always, gives a man an extremely harsh blowjob. Can be broadened to apply to any Asian female in need of lip balm.

Man! Mai really gave me the Tokyo Sandblaster last night! Where's the Burt's Bees when you need it?

by FreakOutAdams November 12, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

The Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity. When one person has diarrhea, they get close to their partner's face. Letting it rip effectively blasts the partner and causes them to squint, appearing to have Asian features.

John really got turned off by the taste of the poo that trickled in his mouth from Jane giving him a Tokyo Sandblaster.

by billyboy11 November 11, 2010

tokyo sandblaster

an unexplained sexual position mentioned by Conan "Coco" O'Brien on his new show, "Conan."

(while talking to his censor) can I say tokyo sandblaster?

by forthecoco November 12, 2010

Sandblasting

When cunnilingus is performed with a stubbly beard leaving a the woman chafed and raw.

"Dean was sandblasting me last night and now i can't walk or ride a bicycle."

by R.Sarpy October 25, 2007

Tokyo Sandblaster

an ambiguous, but certainly very, very dirty sex act, that cannot be described, performed, viewed, and/or otherwise censored, yet elicits the same kind of junior high response of other more obvious, more commonly known, certainly very, very dirty sex acts.

Origin: Conan 11/09/10. TBS.

Joe: I walked in the kitchen and they were doing the Tokyo Sandblaster.

Bill: What's a Tokyo Sandblaster?

Joe: certainly it is a very, very dirty sex act of which we are not aware, but amused in a way I haven't felt since....since.....junior high!

by evilmaster69 November 11, 2010