Samitis

The terrible condition of believing that one is completely infallible. A major symptom is negating arguments by repeating the phrase "You know I'm right, don't argue." People afflicted are often shunned by most of their acquaintances.

SAM: The sky is always green.

Person 1: No it's not.

SAM: You know I'm right, don't argue.

Person 1: You have Samitis.

by Ben4545 August 14, 2006

samimi

samimi is such a doof mann

“dang mann samimi is a doof man”

by willie from wakanda June 30, 2018

samii

A complete spastis of a person who is incredabley kinky and dirty! not to mention obessed with poo....oh did i mention stupid and scaredy cat that consyantly squeals like a wet cat?

you are a samii, only a samii would do that to a pencil!

by thug October 28, 2003

Samitis

The terrible condition of believing that one is completely infallible. A major symptom is negating arguments by repeating the phrase "You know I'm right, don't argue." People afflicted are often shunned by most of their acquaintances.

SAM: The sky is always green.

Person 1: No it's not.

SAM: You know I'm right, don't argue.

Person 1: You have Samitis.

by Ben4545 September 13, 2008

Samitis

A disease, whose symptoms involve breaking things or hurting ones self /others, by means of being over excited, over zealous, or clumsy

Don't let him on the trampoline, he's got Samitis, he'll have someone's eye out!

by SHJ February 15, 2008

sammiiyy

The most lovable, sweetest, cutest, and absolutely best girlfriend ever <3

I love sammiiyy so much
Sammiiyy

by Jermx October 28, 2013

sammiiee

Beautiful caring and selfless

"hey did you see that new girl, she's beautiful and she actually seemed to care about my problems" "no what's her name?" "it's sammiiee she's so selfless, putting others before herself"

by chazza2014 January 27, 2014