Skip to main content

COD Satchel

A COD Satchel is at the top of the food chain when it comes to the ultimate douche, supreme asshole, capt. dickhead, etc., etc. Someone you look at with great disdain and is always willing to step on people for self promotion.
“Sully only thinks of himself and is always screwing someone over, he’s such a COD Satchel bro!”
by Donnie Basco September 15, 2020
mugGet the COD Satchel mug.

satchel

Phil Wenneck: You're not really wearing that are you?
Alan Garner: Wearing what?
Phil Wenneck: The man purse. You actually gonna wear that or are you just fuckin' with me?
Alan Garner: It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
Phil Wenneck: So does Joy Behar.
by yevkur April 19, 2010
mugGet the satchel mug.

Satchelpuss

To be overly preoccupied with ones smart phone in public situations, so as to ignore others and ones surrounding environment.
Quit being a satchelpuss and answer my question.
by Brown Bleacher Bums September 19, 2010
mugGet the Satchelpuss mug.

fuck satchel

Any bag-like enclosure used for the storage of fuck-pertinent paraphernalia that aids in a global pervasion of hot, nasty fucking.

AKA dildo sack, AKA anal bead bag, AKA smelly cock gizzard.
"Hey Randall, go get my jumper cables out of the fuck satchel so we can plug in with the agony and the ecstacy and spray some fuck juices on each other."
by AssTrollProjection January 22, 2009
mugGet the fuck satchel mug.

gammon satchel

A gammon satchel is a salty vagina with two big salty flaps which stick together. Also known as a ready salted vagina
I can't believe you unbuckled her gammon satchel... thats nasty! People have been jailed for less.
by Tilly Tilly October 7, 2013
mugGet the gammon satchel mug.

Homo Satchel

A playful term used for a purse, bag, or satchel carried by a man which gives him the appearance of being gay.
Aaron: Hey, check out my new bag. The pleather shoulder strap makes it so comfortable to wear, and it goes with everything.

Levi: What bag? Oh, you mean that Homo Satchel! Do you use that to carry your tampons in?...Faggot
by Dirty Rogue October 21, 2009
mugGet the Homo Satchel mug.

bling satchel

A cute/trendy bag or purse. Usually used in conversation from one girl to another.
OMG, Holl, love the new bling satchel!

Hold on, gotta grab the bling satchel!
by LauraCMU February 4, 2008
mugGet the bling satchel mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email