A COD Satchel is at the top of the food chain when it comes to the ultimate douche, supreme asshole, capt. dickhead, etc., etc. Someone you look at with great disdain and is always willing to step on people for self promotion.
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Get the COD Satchel mug.Phil Wenneck: You're not really wearing that are you?
Alan Garner: Wearing what?
Phil Wenneck: The man purse. You actually gonna wear that or are you just fuckin' with me?
Alan Garner: It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
Phil Wenneck: So does Joy Behar.
Alan Garner: Wearing what?
Phil Wenneck: The man purse. You actually gonna wear that or are you just fuckin' with me?
Alan Garner: It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
Phil Wenneck: So does Joy Behar.
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To be overly preoccupied with ones smart phone in public situations, so as to ignore others and ones surrounding environment.
by Brown Bleacher Bums September 19, 2010
Get the Satchelpuss mug.Any bag-like enclosure used for the storage of fuck-pertinent paraphernalia that aids in a global pervasion of hot, nasty fucking.
AKA dildo sack, AKA anal bead bag, AKA smelly cock gizzard.
AKA dildo sack, AKA anal bead bag, AKA smelly cock gizzard.
"Hey Randall, go get my jumper cables out of the fuck satchel so we can plug in with the agony and the ecstacy and spray some fuck juices on each other."
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by Tilly Tilly October 7, 2013
Get the gammon satchel mug.A playful term used for a purse, bag, or satchel carried by a man which gives him the appearance of being gay.
Aaron: Hey, check out my new bag. The pleather shoulder strap makes it so comfortable to wear, and it goes with everything.
Levi: What bag? Oh, you mean that Homo Satchel! Do you use that to carry your tampons in?...Faggot
Levi: What bag? Oh, you mean that Homo Satchel! Do you use that to carry your tampons in?...Faggot
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