a Sammita is a girl typically known for being bubbly and sweet. a Sammita has an obsession with all things cute and fuzzy, like puppies, kitties, pygmy puffs, and just about any other type of animal in baby form. Sammitas are perpetually late beings, often seen running to get places. Due to their wardrobe of very bright colored clothing, purses, backpacks, and accessories, Sammitas are often descibed as "berries". Ye be warned, do not approach a Sammita empty handed - it's best to always be prepared for a Sammita encounter. If you so happen to meet a Sammita, present her with old fashioned grandpa candies (Andes mints, Frangos chocolates) Caramellos and cookies. Sammitas use cutesy adjectives and are prone to random outbursts of squeals and giggles.
This calendar of puppies is so cute, Sammita would love it.
That girl with the bright purple backpack is such a Sammita.
That girl with the bright purple backpack is such a Sammita.
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Dale:"Hey you(,)go get me a beer."
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Known Cures:
1. Putting a bullet in their skull
2. Telling them to shut the FUCK up
3. Killing yourself so you dont have to hear their pathetic attempts at being funny
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1. Putting a bullet in their skull
2. Telling them to shut the FUCK up
3. Killing yourself so you dont have to hear their pathetic attempts at being funny
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